Guptas

I HAVE GASOLINE AND WONDERFUL CHICKEN PRODUCTS FOR ALL OF THE CINDERBLOCK GROVE COMMUNITY. THE BEST PART ABOUT GUPTA'S GASOLINE IS THAT I AM THE ONLY STATION IN TOWN. YOU BUY MY GAS, OR YOU ARE WALKING, REDNECK SCUMBAG.

PLEASE TO COME AND EXPERIENCE MY CHICKEN- HAMBURGERS, CHICKEN HOT DOGS AND OF COURSE, CHICKEN-CHICKEN. WE WILL SATISFY YOUR SELFISH, IMPERIALISTIC DELIGHTS WITH MANY AMERICAN FOODS. YOU WILL GET GAS, AND THEN YOU CAN FILL YOUR TANKS WITH MY FINEST IN TENNESSEE GASOLINE! I DO NOT ADD TOO MUCH WATER TO MY GASOLINE.

WE GREATLY APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU BASTARDS BUYING YOUR GASOLINE FROM GUPTA. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE MY CONVENIENCE STORE WITHOUT TRYING SOME OF MY WONDERFUL CHICKEN PRODUCTS. IF YOU DO NOT, GUPTA'S MANTRA CAUSES YOUR BASEMENT TO FLOOD WITH THE URINE OF 1000 ELEPHANTS.