Cinderblock Grove, TN  30294

NEW PICKLE IS HERE, CLICK TO GO...In this adventure, the Pickle attempts to cut a large lawn armed with 8 beers and a funnel.

Congratulations to the Brau family of Cinderblock Grove.  Mayor Schmeck presented them with a gift certificate to Slappy's Sugar Shack.  They also received a free weekend at Uncle Sticky's Fishcamp.  

If you are looking for the Old Homepage, this is the link!

MRS. SLAPPY WISSELTEETS

Slappy will be openin' his Sugar Shack for your eating pleasure next week.  Be sure to bring an empty stomach and a stuffed wallet! 

VISIT OUR BUSINESSES ONLINE!

UNCLE STICKY'S AUNT PEARL'S  JOLENE'S SKIDMARX GUPTA'S

 

Welcome to the Cinderblock Grove Chamber of Commerce Homepage.  We hope our website will give you a reason to spend some time with us here in the "Mighty Block".  We are the up-and-coming "new" place to spend a week or two.  There are tons of things to do here, as long as you like drinkin' and fishin'.   We have everything here for the tourist or the web-surfer.  Our businesses are listed on the site, and more will be added, as soon as they decide to get "with-it", and create a website. Coming soon...Slappy's Sugar Shack, a delightful soul-food experience!

DENNIS MILLER:

Hooray for Dennis Miller!!  He said recently on his show,
regarding the judges who declared the Pledge of Allegiance
unconstitutional:"So, Your
   Honor, the Pledge is unconstitutional because it says 'Under
God'.
   Guess that means when you were sworn in with your hand on a
Bible, and at the end of your oath repeated, 'So Help Me God' that makes
your job unconstitutional , therefore you have no job, which means your
ruling  doesn't mean shit!!!!!."

Today's Editorial

Editor's note:  If you are an immigrant, and you are offended by this editorial, tough shit!  

Sent by Joe Adams:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT!   Hip Hip Hooray!!   Finally, someone has said what I think has been on every American's mind!!!!! This is an editorial written by an American citizen, published in a local newspaper.
"IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT!!"  I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture, here in the USA.   Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Americans.   However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the "politically correct"
crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others.   I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to America.  Our population is almost entirely comprised of descendants of immigrants.
However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand.
This idea of America, being a multicultural community, has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity.   As Americans, we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle.  This culture has been developed over centuries of struggles, trials, and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom.
We speak ENGLISH, not Spanish, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society, learn the language!  ENGLISH.  "In God We Trust" is our national motto. This is not some Christian, right wing, political slogan. We adopted this motto because Christian men and women, of Christian principles, founded this
nation, and this is clearly documented.   It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools.   If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is and always will be part of our culture. 
If the Stars and Stripes offend you, or you don't like Uncle Sam, then you should seriously consider a move to another part of this planet. We are happy with our culture and have no desire to change, and we really don't care how you did things where you came from.  Remember, "Delta is ready when you are and they can have you there by nightfall".
This is OUR COUNTRY, our land, and our lifestyle. Our First Amendment gives every citizen the right to express his opinion and we will allow you every opportunity to do so.   But, once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about our flag, our pledge, our national motto, or our way of life, I highly encourage you to take advantage of one other great American
freedom, THE RIGHT TO LEAVE.
If you agree with this message, pass it on. If you don't agree, pass it on
anyway. What the heck! This is AMERICA, after all!

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