The Left and the media still won’t admit Bush won the Election. (When we vote, not when an Oriental man has a lump in his pants)
After all this time the Left and the Liberal media still can’t bring themselves to admit that George W. Bush is the legitimate President of the United Sates.
All of the recent recounts have only served to reaffirm Bush’s victory, but the liberal media and the likes of Hillary-ous Clinton won’t admit it.
What you hear most often from Liberal politicians and their groupies (the media) is that it took a bitterly divided Supreme Court to hand GWB the Victory. This is most of the time reported as a half-truth. There were 2 issues the Court looked at:
1. Was there enough time to come up with a uniform standard and complete the recounts before the deadline for seating electors, which was already at hand? Five Justices said “NO”.
2. On the issue of Constitutionality, the Justices ruled 7-2 that the hand recounts violated the Equal-protection clause of the 14th Ammendment
Isn’t that the best??? You will never see it in print and on your doorstep.
What you should see in print everyday until Al Gore, his lawyers, and all other Liberal Scumbags who would much rather have us speak Chinese, die a horrible death, is how they tried to disenfranchise the Men and Women of the US military.
When 1400 military votes were disqualified, two of Al’s lawyers were seen "high-fiving" each other. When asked how they could be happy by disenfranchising our military, one replied, “A win’s a Win”.
That is why I am hoping soon for an Invasion of our country, when that happens, I'll bet the little liberal bastards will be knocking on my door asking for protection. I will tell them, “ Sorry, but the Government took all my Firearms, But hey, here’s an English to Mandarin dictionary you can use”.
Nuge
The American Tirade!!
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
I like big cars, big tits, and big cigars. I believe
the money I make belongs to me and my family, not
some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad
comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts
squirting out babies.
China approaches our plane in international waters
with fighter jets, crashes into it forcing us into an
emergency landing, seizes our plane and holds our
crewmen captive and then demands an
apology......here's your apology China.....F_CK YOU!
I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that
way, dammit.
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy
Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang.
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
Japan uses a sneak attack on us during World War II
and wreaks havoc on Pearl Harbor which forces the U.S.
into the war. Then we recently apologized to Japan for
dropping the bomb on Hiroshima which helped to end
the war. Here's an amendment to that apology......F_CK
YOU TOO!
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or
victimized.
I don't celebrate Kwanzaa.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd
better do it in English.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a
shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
I think Oprah is a big fat pig.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more
enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if
your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy
ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to
be enlightened.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words
light, lite or fat-free on the package. Hillary
Clinton is a carpet-munching lesbian.
My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever
canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time
arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all
those experts now, when I am freezing my ass through
a long winter.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't
wander forty years in the desert after getting chased
out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been
persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so
shut-the-f_ck-up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the
Rev. Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get
his money. And why is he always part of the problem
and not the solution.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry
ass if you're running from them. I also think they
have the right to pull your ass over if you are
breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot
works, I don't want you deciding who should be running
the most powerful nation in the world
for the next four years.
I worry about dying before I get even.
I hate those bastards standing in the intersections
trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into
making 'donations' to their cause. These people
should be targets.
I think if you are in the passing lane, and not
passing, your license should be revoked, and you
should be forced to ride the bus until you promise
to never delay the rest of us again.
I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect
food.
I enjoy watching high speed pursuits, the more damage
the better.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a
child, it takes two parents.
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want
them, but please don't pretend they are a political
statement.
I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how
desperately the mainstream media would like the world
to believe otherwise.
I believe if she has her lips on your dick, it is sex,
and it is sex for both of you. This even applies when
she is a fat pig with self esteem issues, and you are
President of the United States.
Is means is, dumbass. If that makes me a bad American,
then yes, I'm a bad American. You will get NO apology
from me for it.
REVEREND AL TIRADE
Reverend Al. Where to begin? I can go on and on and on, just like the good Reverend can at an all you an eat buffet. Ever wonder when people are gonna wake up, and stop listening to this self-serving idiot? Probably never, cause people be stupid.
According to the recently published report by the FBI, fully 90 percent of violent interracial attacks involving blacks and whites, are perpetrated by blacks. Using a very small portion of my brain and my handy dandy Texas Instruments TI8000 calculator. I came to realize that; whites are responsible for 10 percent of the interracial attacks in this country! I know the problem. I know how to fix this. Whites must promise to perpetrate more racial attacks. We should set up a government-funded program; in which whites go out and give a couple beat downs to members of the black community. That would only be fair right? According to Al, everything is proportional, they be 20 percent, they get 20 percent. Therefore, since whites make up the majority of the population we must therefore account for the same amount of racial attacks. Start today!!
The Rev, as he is known to insiders, announced that he will seek the Democratic bid for President in 2004. Damn I thought he was Republican!! Only kidding. I can only hope and pray that he gets the nomination. Can you imagine the speeches? Who would he pick for VP? Would he be known as President Reverend Al? Or due to the fact that we have a separation between Church and State would he drop the Reverend? Or does it not apply to him because he is black? How would he decorate Oval office? I can just picture it now, His state of the Union address from the Oval Office, and in the background are soda and snack machines. The only things you can get are: grape soda, orange soda, Bugles and corn chips. Every Presidential family has their own China pattern that normally stays in the White House; I wonder what the Sharpton family would have? Hefty?, Styrofoam?, Chinette? No, he’s too classy for that; he’ll probably get some nice Corelle. Would he make a donation to the Rose garden? Or would he just plant some watermelon? Imagine having watermelon vines on the lawn of the White House? That would be the best!!! I figure the hardest job of anyone on his staff would have to be press secretary. What they should do is create another Cabinet position entitled, “Secretary of What the President just said ” that way we would have one person in charge of descrambling and figuring out what he said, and not the entire free world.