NUGE HUTS TIRADE

I hid in the clouded wrath of the crowd but when they said "Come down" I threw up

Sorry it took so long to post this, but there was a "Queer Eye For the Straight Guy" marathon I had to watch.

Homos, Homos, Homos, they seem to be everywhere these days. Why is that? Why the sudden influx of queers? I think I know the answer.

Back in the day, as a good friend likes to say, we had basically 3 types of people or groups of people. There are probably more, but it's easier if I stick to 3.

Geeks/nerds, I think they are gone but also I believe they are now cool/accepted do to the rampant use and availability of the personal computer.

Burnouts/heads/stoners, Gone haven’t seen em. And I’m not talking about the 30 to 40-ish biker dude; I’m talking school age. Easily recognizable by the black concert T-shirt, work/biker boots and jeans. And they always smoked Marlboro reds.

Let’s just face it, what all adolescents want is attention, from the time they are born they crave and compete for attention. They tend to grow this by the time they figure out what a mortgage costs.

Now, everyone is in to computers and its still cool to be a jock. So if you are a screwed up kid with a bad home life what else is there? What will grab people’s attention? What can you do to bring attention to yourself?

Answer? Be gay. Be a homo, pillow-biter, rug muncher, shrub scout, peter puffer, colon cowboy, chick with a dick, dike on a bike.

That’s it in a nutshell that’s why so many kids these days are gay. It’s all about attention.

It is not normal. Normal is man and a woman, that’s how our species survives. Anything not normal is considered abnormal. Wasn't that was the name of the brain donor on Young Frankenstein?

People who do things that are not normal are called deviants, because they deviate from the norm.

I would like to end this with a quote from that great American, Mr. Andrew “Dice" Clay: “ How one man can find love in another man’s hairy ass I’ll never know”.

Kwanzaa. 1. What is it? 2. Where did it come from? 3. Is it real? 4. Does anyone care?

Kwanzaa was invented in 1966 by 60’s radical Ron Karenga. Karenga didn’t start out by inventing/founding holidays; he founded United Slaves, a Nationalist organization that stressed independence from the US and was a direct rival of the Black Panthers.

Kwanzaa is based on 7 principles; coincidentally these 7 principles are very similar to the 7 principles embodied by the Symbionese Liberation Army (SLA). Anyone who has any kind of intelligence knows what the SLA is. Similar is not a good description; the 7 principles used by both are exactly the same. Look it up, I don’t want to go into details.

Get this. Are you ready? During Kwanzaa, you recite the Kwanzaa pledge, here it is in its entirety:

I don’t know about you, but it scares the shit out of me. Makes me wonder, though, if the word "black" was changed to the word "white", and published and/or read by a white person, what would happen?

United Slaves and the Black panthers came to odds and the outcome was the shooting death of "Bunchy" Carter, a prominent panther, as a result of this, Karenga was jailed for some time. Surprisingly, Karenga is now the professor and chair of the department of black studies at California State University at Long Beach.

This is just another example of Liberalism and its destruction of America. I wonder if I can find a job in Iceland?

Iraq Tirade

If I hear, "We-wouldn’t-be-in-this-Iraq-mess-if-Bush Sr.-had-finished-the-job-in-the-first-place" or something akin to it one more freakin’ time, I’m gonna really get mad, perhaps even curl my lip.

Over the past year and due to the new popularity of cable news programs, people are beginning to get the idea that the "normal televised media and those in news print" tend to swing a little left of center.

What you won’t see printed in any of the major newspapers is the reason George Bush Sr. couldn’t go after "So Damn Insane" or "Saddam No-Brain". A U.N. resolution was issued for the sole purpose of expelling the invading Iraqi army (what was left of it, after it was almost completely disseminated by my Air Force brothers and sisters) out of Kuwait. So if Bush, Sr. would have invaded Iraq, the U.N. and all the communists in it would have gotten their collective panties in a bunch. That’s why we had "Desert Shield" first (to stop any invasions) and "Desert Storm" second (to expel out of Kuwait). And why we now control the "No Fly Zone" over Iraq, to stop future invasions.

Here is what we should do now.

Do not invade Iraq
All of the "We shouldn’t do anything", left-wing, Daschle cronies must sign an agreement stating in the future, if Iraq uses a WMD (the latest acronym) then they are to resign from all publicly held offices and never again have a right to vote or speak publicly about anything.
Then we wait
Then we laugh and have a big party

Another thing I like, "George Bush is only doing this so he and his oil friends get rich", what gets me is we actually have people in this country who believe this.

Wouldn’t that make it better for everyone by lowering the price of oil?

If we don’t invade, and something happens, I guarantee the left will come out stating the Bush administration was not prepared and allowed it to happen.

Enough. I now have to take a Vicodin to calm me down.

Alec Baldwin Tirade

I’ve been seeing Alec Baldwin on the news lately, spouting his ill-informed liberal rhetoric. I tried to log into his Web site, but my Internet Explorer crashed, leading me to believe that he has a sensor built into it that detects your party affiliation.

In his most recent televised interview/speech/dribble he has said that the 2 worst things to happen to this country (besides his birth) are 9-11 and the Presidential election. I guess it just goes to show you how some people refuse to get it. He blamed the Supreme Court for being one sided, and voted along party lines. I say this "Oh contraire, Jack Ass." Once again the Justices voted on 2 separate issues; 1. Was there enough time to come up with a uniform standard and complete the recounts before the deadline for seating electors, which was already at hand? 5 Justices said "No". 2. On the issue of Constitutionality, the Justices ruled 7-2 that the hand recounts violated the equal protection clause of the 14^th Amendment. If the Justices voted along party lines how do we get 7-2? Guess Alec failed math in school.

I’m sure all of you are aware of Mr. Baldwin’s political leanings, so I won’t bore you with detail, I’ll just cut to the chase. If his views are important enough to him that he spouts them out of nearly all of his orifices whenever he can, why oh why would he accept parts in movies that tend to be right of center? I don’t know, but I would guess fame and money are right up there. Two examples are; "The hunt for Red October", and "Pearl Harbor". In the first he plays Jack Ryan, CIA analyst, ex-Marine Corp Lieutenant, rich stockbroker and a chap who is also known as Sir Jack Ryan for having intervened and killed Irish terrorists who were trying to kidnap members of the royal family. In "Pearl Harbor" he plays none other then Jimmy "I hate Japs" Doolittle. Jimmy Doolittle was one of the founders of our modern day air force, and the first to plan and bomb mainland Japan during WW2. Doolittle is also a Medal of Honor winner who is buried at Arlington National Cemetery. I bet if we dug up good ole Jimmy he’d be mighty pissed at Hollywood for choosing Baldwin.

I wish Alec would go away!! His whole family for that matter. Why do they all look like they are holding in a big shit?

It's getting close to racing time. Particularly, the National Association
for Stock Car Auto Racing, Winston Cup Series. And I couldn't be happier.
Things start off as usual with the Bud Shootout on February 10th, the twin
125's on the 14th and the Daytona 500 on the 17th. There is racing almost
every weekend, some at night, some during the day. It culminates on
November 17th with the Homestead 400.
It is never tiring, well almost never tiring. Sometimes your favorite
driver or the driver you have picked to win that week in the fantasy league
gets pushed into the wall and your day is ruined. It usually takes 2 or 3
days to get over it because all of your friends and family members call
with their usual array of barbs, "haha's" or "damn, think that hurt's?"
I can't believe that it is almost a year to the day that the racing world,
fans included, lost #3. I won't tell you what a presence he was, if you
follow racing you know. But I will miss the phone calls I get with 20 laps
to go, "dude your guys winnin, but here comes Earnhardt". If he was on the
lead lap, or sometimes just on the track you had problems.
I used to be a big fan of College and Pro Football; they rank a distant 2nd
and 3rd place now. I won't even mention Pro Baseball, besides prescription
drugs, it's the only way I can fall asleep. The big money these people get
and the attitudes they have, not to mention the ticket, parking, and
refreshment prices have driven me away from the sport. I always ask
people, "How can you coach someone making 17 million a year?" They can't
care, they don't care and they won't care about winning or their
performance.
With Stock car racing it's different, the more you win, the more you get.
Lose and everything goes away. Ask any driver why they race and the first
thing they say is "competitiveness of the sport." I won't even touch on
comparing arrest records per athlete, but some pro football players should
be playing for the team at Attica instead of one in the NFL.
All Winston Cup races start with a prayer and the National Anthem. You can
bring your own food and beer into the stands. You can camp out days before
the race, and it is fun. You'll also meet some great people.
Also I have been to several Cup races and never saw a fight, can you say
that about a football game?
If football players got paid in the same way as a NASCAR Winston Cup
driver, by performance alone, the sport would be much better.
"Nuff said??

Nuge

IT'S WAR, GET OVER IT NANCY-BOY

I have read and listened with awe and interest almost all of the latest ramblings concerning the use of military tribunals. The major issue at play seems to be about constitutional rights of the accused, and certain rules, let's call them "discovery rules". As of September 11th, the U.S. is at war with foreign terrorists currently (for the most part) being harbored in Afghanistan, or as I like to call it, Whats-left-of-it-stan. Several U.S. government agencies, with help from friendly, and in some cases, needy countries, have amassed great amounts of evidence and data to support our claim that Osama Bin Laden or Osama Bomb Laden as I like to call him and his Al Qaeda network are responsible. If we were to capture any of these terrorists alive we would have 4 choices;

3.Try them where they are found by a US military tribunal for
crimes against the US, or last but not least my favorite,

If we do either of the first to we will spend at a minimum two years fighting in International
courts various kidnapping laws and, since they are international, we stand the chance of having someone sympathetic to their cause. We will also have to disclose our secret stuff. Which is bad. For example during the trials about the embassy bombings, it was revealed that we monitored cell phone conversations and activities. Immediately, we lost any activity from Osama bomb laden, and did not hear from him until September 11th. If we were to capture these terrorists we can bring them to a US military Tribunal immediately; these are held in secret, and none of our secrets will be made available. They are also cheaper, you don't have to worry about jury duty, and if given the death sentence, Allah willing, they are killed almost immediately. And, last but not least, we can just kill them where and when they are found and avoid everything. This is good for the economy, in that we would need more bullets, bombs, lets just say weapons in particular, this will provide more jobs to manufacturers and make the soldiers happy because after all, contrary to popular belief, it's always
better to make the other guy die for his country.
Last but not least, who cares that they are terrorists who are responsible for the most notorious act of terrorism ever.

The tragedy that befell all of us on September 11th shocked America. America no longer feels safe. Many of you have said, "The government should have known! 30 Billion Dollars is spent on intelligence! What about the Military!?"
Just a reminder, America, you voted our government into office. For years, you allowed some dishonest politicians and twisted television media personalities to shape your ideas about the defense of our nation. Why? Because most Americans were too lazy to look beyond the three minute sound bites on the evening news. Here's a news flash not being broadcast much:
"On September 11th, America had the exact level of protection, both military and intelligence, that it was willing to pay for".
Only yesterday, the Congress and the Senate approved 40 BILLION dollars as a "Down Payment" to fight this War. A short time ago, our politicians said a 100 Million dollar increase for the Navy budget was substantial. In that same bill, they ordered the Navy to conduct an 85 Million Dollar Study on...Breast Cancer research.
Yes, America, your elected officials decided that the US Navy needed more mammograms and less missiles. Was this an under the table sneaky move? No, it was right out in the open. The Secretary of Defense and the Secretary of the Navy both opposed it.
A New York Senatorial Candidate (Yes, she's the one) was enraged that the Military would be so sexist and irresponsible to the needs of civilians and wanted the Navy to give the money back immediately!
But the media paid it little mind. So, America paid little attention. Did any one ever watch CSPAN? Particularly when the Heads of our Armed Services essentially begged OUR representatives to give the Military more money to fight terrorism and maintain a strong defense? Did you see the debates by the Heads of the Intelligence Services that terrorism was the new threat?
They told the committees of Congress that the CIA, the FBI, and the Service did not have the money to build the necessary intelligence networks in the areas where terrorists were being harbored. They warned again and again that there was clear and present danger within America's borders.
Americans must have been watching one of their other 114 satellite channels.
The Military said: "We need more money to maintain military readiness and Combat Training."
America Answered: "What the Military needs is Sensitivity Training! You're all sexist homophobes! I saw it on 60 Minutes!"
The Military said: "We need money to build ships, planes, tanks, and improve our technology. America still has credible threats throughout the world. Terrorism will come to America's doorstep."
America Answered: "You're all part of a vast right-wing conspiracy. There is no more Soviet Threat! My Senator told me so! He/She says we do not need such a big military! You're dinosaurs trying to hold onto the Cold War! We need Social Programs!"
The Military said: "We need to recruit more Americans into the military. We need to increase our force."
America Answered: "You're not taking my kids! We're going to shut down the ROTC programs at our high schools and universities, because you discriminate against alternative lifestyles! ROTC teaches CHILDREN (under 21) how to shoot guns! You just want another Columbine! Rosie and Oprah say so!"
The Military said: "We can't keep interfering in the civil wars of small insignificant countries. It wastes our time, expends our resources, decreases training, and demoralizes our troops. The men and women of the United States are Warriors trying to defend OUR nation, we are not the third world's police force."
America Answered: "You heartless bastards! Can't you see the tear in the eye of that starving child!?! There are flies on her face for Christ's Sake! Get Moving! Jesse Jackson on CNN said that is what we pay you for!"
The Military Asked: "Why isn't America enraged over the terrorist attack on the USS COLE that killed seventeen AMERICAN Sailors? How about the Air Force barracks bombed in Saudi Arabia? The embassy staffs in Africa? The Soldiers mutilated and dragged through the streets in Somalia?"
America Answered: "We don't have time right now! We're busy defending Animal Rights! The federal government is discriminating against cross-dressing Bolivian hermaphrodites! The police are all members of the Ku Klux Klan! The lack of ozone is ruining my tan! AND THE WORST! Corporations are raising the prices of their products so high I might not be able to afford the multi-disc DVD Player for my 36'" digital-ready TV! Besides, YOU GUYS ARE PAID TO DIE!
So, America, while you sit on your couch or around your office coffee pots and ask, "Why did those terrorists kill innocent civilians? Why didn't they go after the Military?" remember this, America: They already had, but America didn't care.
These Terrorists realized that they needed to kill American civilians, and lots of them, before they could have their desired reaction from the people of this country.
Well, now they have it.

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