We have seating for 24 guests, and a new shitter out back!

YOUR HOSTESS

Hey y'all, I'm Lisa-Lynn Ison, hostess for Aunt Pearl's restaurant.  Here's a candied photo of me doin' a samplin' of our fine cookin'.  I am trying out the tub full of fish bladders we just got through stewin' up.

DELECTABLE FISH BLADDERS

Fish bladders is one of the most unique and regurgitated food items we serve.  Sometimes you might find a mouse, or a possum-head in your serving.  DON'T WORRY!, We won't charge you for an extra meat item.

FRESH SHIPMENT

These were caught right here at our own fishin' lake.  Ever since Uncle Sticky put them "magic barrels" in the water at the far end of the lake, the fish have been much easier to catch.  Boogie and his dog Mary-Beth brought these by a few days ago, and left them at the back of the restaurant.  We didn't know they was back there, but just like magic, the flies led us to 'em. 

HAPPY TOGETHER

Imagine me and you, I do .........hmmmm. hmmmm.hmmmm, So Happy Together!!  Just like these fish, we are all so happy workin' together at Aunt Pearl's to bring you the finest, easy to chew fish heads and bladders you can get.

LINDA-MAE BYCHA

I'm Linda-Mae, but you can call me Mae.  I am the restaurant manager and in charge of all the bill payin' here.  I am here to make sure the food you eat is fresh and substandard.  If you have any questions about the quality of our food, and are not from the Bucksnort County Board of Health, or if you just want to comment on the restaurant, you can e-mail me here.  Have a nice day, and thanks for stoppin' by.