Chamber of Commerce

Inside the Laundromat

WELCOME TO SKIDMARX!

Hi, we are Helen and Stella, proprietors of Cinderblock Grove's finest laundromat.  Been in business almost 4 months.  We got a good price on our lease on account of the blood, hair and burned skin being all over the walls.  We painted over all the swastikas and are doing our part to serve the trailer-park community.

 

FRIENDLY AND COURTEOUS STAFF

We are here to serve your laundry needs.  Our staff has years of housewifin' experience, which involves clothes washin' and foldin'.  Also, we promise not to go through your stuff!..... Unless you leave an I-Pod in your pocket, then you're screwed.

Sometimes, Hillary will get heavy into the booze and crawl inside one of the large capacity dryers.  The customers get a real kick out of it as she twirls around and around marinating in her own heated vomit.

We will bend over backwards and give you the shirts off our backs.  We're just that kind of business..  

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