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NOBODY LIKES DOING LAUNDRY. ESPECIALLY AFTER WAKING UP WITH A FISHCAMP HANGOVER. THAT'S WHY WE ARE HERE. WE OPEN EARLY AND CLOSE LATE. HOURS ARE 2:00 PM TO 6:00 PM. M-T-W AND SAT. |
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NOBODY LIKES DOING LAUNDRY. ESPECIALLY AFTER WAKING UP WITH A FISHCAMP HANGOVER. THAT'S WHY WE ARE HERE. WE OPEN EARLY AND CLOSE LATE. HOURS ARE 2:00 PM TO 6:00 PM. M-T-W AND SAT. |
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MARY GOT INTO HER SON'S "STICKY-ICKY" STASH, AND VANDALIZED OUR DRYERS. BUT BE ADVISED, THEY ARE ALL STILL IN PERFECT WORKING ORDER, EVEN THOUGH MARY ISN'T. |
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN!
It's time for a weekly warsh-n-dry! The boys get a little shy in front of the camera, mostly because they are wanted by various jurisdickshins around the county, and ain't used to having their phonograph taken without some numbers hangin around their necks. They's not had the benefit of the advanced education that I got in the detention facilitry like I done. WE DON'T DESPECULATE AT SKIDMARX! YOUR QUARTERS ARE JEST AS GOOD AS THE RITZY FOLKS WHO LIVE IN THE DOUBLE-WIDES!
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Speaking of double-wides, Jemma-Lynn comes walkin in with a pair of "hot-pants" like we used to wear in the late 60's. Since Wednesday is the last day of the week here at Skidmarx, we decided it would be casual day. You know, you get to wear a Jimmy Spencer T-shirt instead of your coveted Rusty Wallace with the blue lightning bolts, usually reserved for church, or meetin with your P.O. We felt that Jemma-Lynn crossed that line last week with her "come-hither" display of showin off she done. I mean, get serious, look at those HIDEOUS earrings she is wearing. It made us all sick. Also, several dogs and cats are unaccounted for. Sertain things you don't do in front of people: 1. Don't ask Katherine Hepburn "What's shakin'?" 2. Don't ask Michael Jackson to babysit your kid. and , 3. Don't let Jemma-Lynn to mind your pet, especially if they gets skinned easy. |
