Statues

	This one is made of porcelain, I like it the best, because it has a suction cup on the bottom so the cat can't knock it over. It has lots of pictures of people in neurotic poses on it. On Sale today $8.00
	Three of a Kind! These statues are made of rubber! They are a bit squishy and smell a bit funny. Reminds me of how Uncle Sticky used to smell after giving my little sister a sponge-bath. She would always cry a lot after those sponge-baths. Oh well, they are on sale today. On Sale Today $15.00
	This one is blue plastic, it looks like a guy with no arms and a pointy head. It's a neat children's toy because is vibrates and makes a funny noise. On Sale Today $10.00
	This one is similar to that blue one, but is really soft and squishy. It smells like it's been in the Fish Camp lake, swimming with those nasty fish. Once again, it's a wonderful kid's toy, since it wiggles back and forth. My cats won't leave this one alone. On Sale Today $10.00
	Evil Statue...This one was my mom's favorite. I think she used to use it in some kind of religious thing she did in her room every night. I'd listen at the door, and she would start screaming "OH GOD, OH GOD". After a few minutes, she would come out for a beer and a cigarette to watch Jerry Springer. She would never talk about the statue. On Sale Today $20.00
	Mini Statues. These were my Uncle's Statues. He has the same taste as my mom does. The bottle of grease is all used up, but at least the doors on the trailer don't squeak amymore. On Sale Today $20.00
	Rubber Rocket Ship Cat Toy. This one has a suction cup on the bottom and makes funny noises. It makes a perfect cat toy, as it is fish scented. Great gift idea for your spoiled little pussy. On Sale Today $15.00
	Plastic Bead Cat Toy. Hang this one from a nail and the cats love to bat it around. I really had to clean this one up. I think one of the animals got this in their poop. It took some scrubbing to get it back. Now it's ready to go. On Sale Today $8.00