You can cook all the fish you can eat here at Uncle Sticky's.  It's a community thing here, eveyone chips in a little bit here and there.  We have a good time eatin' and drinkin' with our guests.

Here's a picture of Uncle Sticky gittin'  loose after about 13 or 14 Beast Ices. 

These other folks are my cousins, Aunt Flo and Uncle Bo.

Billy-Bob and his wife are happy to be here.  They spend a liberal amount of time at the Fishcamp.  Billy-Bob gets drunk and tells all the guests he wants to be the President someday.  His wife says that she wants to be President, too.  They read the same book, it's called the Communist Manifesto.  It was written by one of the Marx brothers, I think.  I heard they were really funny a long time ago in the movies, so we just laugh at them as they give speeches about gettin' free doctorin' and gettin' money from rich people, and givin' it to poor people. I asked them about how all the free doctorin' was gonna get paid for and they didn't want to tell me. 

Jim-Bob and Earl are my buddies from Juvie.  Jim Bob is the guy who's standin' there, drinkin' a Busch (The Piggly Wiggly ran out of Natural Ice).  Earl is on the bike.  I later found out that warn't Earl's bike, so now he's back in the "Bucksnort County Hilton".  Jim-Bob got caught diddlin' chickens at Mercure's Chicken Farm for the 5th time, and is now under close observation at a local facility. 

This is Bubba's family.  That's my cousin?  Bubba, Jr. in the rasslin'-hold up front.  He has some big-ol' titties for a boy! Aunt Crystal is a very nice lady as she has 2 boyfriends and I can't even get me one..

My cousin Peanut went to Aunt Pearl's Restaurant and ate some fish from that far side of the lake where Uncle Sticky put some big metal barrels.  A man paid Uncle Sticky 35 dollars to let him put them there.  Uncle Sticky says it's better for the fishin' because the fish float/swim closer to the top of the lake.  And it makes for some great night fishin' because you can see them buggers a-glowin' in the dark.  Peanut says he don't like meat no more and wishes to become a veterinarian.  His real name is Cletus, but he got the nickname Peanut after comin' home from skinny dippin' at the lake. He don't much like to talk about it though.

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