"Hey y'all, I'm Becky Sue, Entertainment director for Uncle Sticky's Fish Camp.  I will guide you through the site.  I got this job because I'm the prettiest girlfrien-uh-niece he has.  I'm also the only one who has a driver's license, so it's my job to make sure we have enough refreshments for all our esteamed guests.

We once had the Bucksnort County, Tennessee Sanitation director stay here for 2 days, but it turned out he was writin' us up a fine for all that dumping Uncle Sticky supposedly did at the far end of the lake.  Uncle Sticky says he is exorcising his Institutional rights not to say nuthin'.  

I got these lovely jugs for being nice to one of our guests.  I asked Uncle Sticky what the folks who live over at the far end of the lake call that part of the lake, since it's not far at all from where they is.  He says he will get back to me on that, and that I'm a very complexioned girl for thinkin' like that."

POOL

Uncle Sticky made him a nice pool out of his old pickup that don't run no more. We have 2 pools, this one is the small one, Uncle Sticky takes his lady friends swimmin' in it..But they just make a lot of funny noises, and don't do much except for rasslin' around a bunch.  

OTHER POOL

Here's the other pool we have.  It's behind the Welcome Center.  Uncle Sticky once had a party and he stayed in all day drinkin beer and never got out once in 6 hours to pee.  He has incredible holdin' power.  Most of the guests get sick after swimmin' in the pool, but Uncle Sticky says it's just folks adjustin' to the new setting, kinda like goin' to Mexico.  It's just as filthy, only closer.

SHITTER

We are in the process of building a state of the art facility here right by the lake and party spot.  This way folks don't have to go far to do their duty.  Some guests are using it already, and Uncle Sticky was down in the pit when someone let fly with a blast of rectal nectar all over him.  He had to go jump in the pool to get rid of all that mess.  I think all that had something to do with some of the guests getting sick, but he gave me a bottle of Jack to "close down my pie-hole" so I guess it's a GREAT PLACE!.  Please frequent it when you have to "drop off a couple of friends.!"

NATURAL WONDERS

We have a lot of really cool rock formations here in Cinderblock Grove.  This place pictured above reminds me of when I first met Uncle Sticky.  I'm not sure why, it just does.

UNCLE STICKY'S SAYS: WE'RE #1!

We accidentally double-booked the Bucksnort County Ladies Auxs-Auxu-Oxhil-..Rotary Club with the Panhandle Bikers Association.  We thought it was going to be a disaster, but after a few Old Milwaukee's, everything was just hungarian..

BECKY SUE'S MAW'S JOKE

Q:  How do you make a sweet little 80 year-old lady say the "F" word?

A:  Get another sweet little 80 year old lady to yell "BINGO."

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